Wallet roast
Get your wallet roasted.
Paste any EVM wallet or ENS name. We read its receipts off the chain and say what your group chat is too polite to. Then send it to them.
Try Read-only. No connecting, no signing.
- The bags
- Your largest positions, how much of the wallet each one is, and the dust you never cleaned up.
- The trades
- Twelve months of swaps: how many, the realized P&L, and how often you actually won.
- The chains
- Where the money really sits, and how many chains you bridged to for it.
One roast per wallet. Everyone who opens its link sees the same one.
Stop being someone's exit liquidity
Unhosted tests every trader as if you were the one copying them. Most fail. Copy the ones that pass. Non-custodial: Unhosted can place trades and can never withdraw.